Half white, half Indian. Half American, half Kenyan. Half Mom, half Dad. Jasmina. 16 and a half.
UW stout anyone?
Do I really have to drink that much?
I swear I’m a 10 year old trapped in an 18 year olds body..
I’ll go back to my Disney movies now
wait I feel you I don’t understand why everyone else is so excited to go to college like I’m sitting here grasping onto my last semester of high school
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
CATS FORGETTING TO PUT THEIR TONGUES AWAY MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HAPPY. YOUR TONGUE IS NOT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS JUST HANGIN THERE, NOT BEING IN YOURM OUTH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT. YOU ARE A CAT
Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.
I have a playlist of songs that could be guard shows and I’m not ashamed.
hey girls friendly reminder that if another girl is being mean to you, avoid calling her a bitch, slut, or whore, because it’s likely there will be dudebros nearby and if you say that they might think it’s ok to say that to other women. Call her “motherfucking shithead” or “cranberry fucknut” or something that’s genderneutral. If we wanna change we gotta start somewhere
cranberry fucknut is my new favourite insult.
A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT
omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.
I’ve been sick and should not have listened to that because now I can’t breathe.
This is my new favorite animal